We’re pretty much all looking for the same things in life. Some people, though, have figured out that the best way to reach your goals is to aim low and be satisfied.
1. This guy who’s patiently waiting for an opportunity to sue
That seems way too risky to me but apparently as of the picture he’d been there for 4 hours.
2. The best way to get people’s attention on Tinder
The trick is to have your main image be a selfie of you and your sister… and your mom.
3. And who says romance is dead?
Just to be clear is that one upper-case R, two lower-case ones, or one lower-case bubble letter R?
4. That’ll look great on my wall
Because when life gives you lemons, you make a drug catapult.
5. If you find a system that works, stick with it
It’s not a terrible deal. You don’t even have to show the whole nipple.
6. When you’re in trouble but you’ve still got appearances to maintain
What I’m vaguely curious about is if she pulled out her old one from storage or bought one specifically for this purpose.
7. When you know the value of what you have
What an amazing encounter to stumble across.
8. What a life hack
Look ma! No hands!
9. Never pay for laundry again!
Forget getting him in trouble, give this man a book deal writing self-help. He’s a genius.
10. The family that vapes together stays together
I can only imagine how awful it must have sounded being in an enclosed room with all those people.
11. I think we should listen to this guy, he’s clearly onto something
I wasn’t totally sold by the “SO FLAT” but the argument about “EARTH IS FLAT” with ART randomly in a different color really won me over.
12. How to avoid awkward conversations with your in-laws
Or does it work in the opposite where your own family starts treating you like in-laws?
13. Guaranteed to win any Christmas sweater contest
Although some people might think you’re being Rude…olph. Unless you’re an Etsy seller and think this is a new fashion trend you ought to capitalize on.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Pastie, Christmas in july, Rudolf, Burlesque,…
14. You know how to keep your options open
Say, for instance, by staring right up someone’s skirt while you’re snapping a picture with your girl.
15. Any place is a special place when I’m with you
I think that’s “Vegas” they say that about, not men’s rooms. But I’ve been wrong before.